instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
The provinces and territories of Canada.
Look at how much nothing there is in Manitoba’s pic.
Rio de Janerio
Look at this purebread puppy
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
i fucking cant
Fucking crying in class
I’ve never seen a more guilty looking animal - ‘OH GOD, SHUSH PLEASE SHUSH!”
i did not mean to bite you so hard. shush shush let me pet you all over you face
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
i did not think that was water, and panicked for a minute
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.